midweek. moodswing.

Is everyone having one of those weeks? If so, hop on the bandwagon. What’s with today, today?

Some things to lighten your mood..

The twin’s stuffed animals from China:

Texts from last night:

(501): I changed the name of my iPod to ‘The Titanic’ so when I plug it in it says ‘The Titanic is syncing.’

(215): is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply b/c of that transvestite that won the bachelor?

[More] Bachelor commentary:

“he’s going to pick the horse’s ass named after sausage instead of this adorable little doll?”

Just announced: CHOCOLATE COVERED PEEPS!

Seriously!

And if that’s not enough, three words:

Giant. Inflatable. Beavers.

Happy hump day, ya’ll.

winter. wonderland.

See how productive my month off from school was:

New Years Roadtrip

caption. this.

Does this count as pass interference?

Flag Football Week 5

italia. incarceration.

much more to come..

village. person.

From DeadSpin:

Brady Quinn, Always With The Hetero Photos

More coverage here.

Sidenote – what’s up with Brady always grabbing his and other dudes’ crotches?

PS – this pic helps redeem the above. NSFB – [not safe for boys, well, unless that's your thing]
PPS – is Brady juicing?

public. humiliation.

yes, this is what happens when you are friends with me.

my pics

more pics from Ken

R2. D2.

Have you seen the new USPS mailboxes featuring R2D2?

I’ve always wanted an R2. And an Ewok.

Cybil is confused.

Promoting the new Star Wars stamp – vote at http://www.uspsjedimaster.com/

wafers14: i’ve been showing all my friends the pic of you hugging r2d2

my eyes!

No comment.

[Please reference dpism from 2004.]

booty. call.

I totally want this shirt.

SI.com – Photo Gallery – College Superfans

election. day.

head of the titanic

Quite possibly the funniest photo sequence ever taken at the Head of the Charles (or any other race, for that matter)

Evidently, some crew crashed into the stern of the boat ahead of it, and rather than bail out/get to shore/any reasonable evacuation procedure for a hopelessly sinking boat, they decide to row on.

Click on this link and just keep hitting the next button til you get to the end. The best part is when the coxie looks like Jesus walking on water..

dooms. day.

impeach. this.

barriod. boys.

sign. generator.

Courtesy of J, of course.

poor. parenting.

Boy gets caught in toy-filled ‘claw’ machine

sweet. jesus.

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, &Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.

It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable. They decided to stop in at Patty McGuire’s Pub for a cold soft drink. Patty had recently added some special legs to his barstools which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood.

All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley entered the bar through the front door with Father McGinty for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.

driving. awards.

driver of the year awards!

#6

#5

#4

#3

#2

#1

de. NRA.

slow. day.

This is what happens when it gets slow at work..

(and you should see the buddy icons we made last week)