family. ties.

wafers14: should i be worried that you had that gorging message up at like 10 this morning?

Auto response from SPOON10: gorging at my italian family feast..

wafers14: and how are you having an italian family feast is we’re all here
wafers14: dont forget you’re a ugalini now.
wafers14: ugilini?
wafers14: damn im a bad person.. dont even know my heritage

Related:
http://dpnation.blogspot.com/2004/03/did-you-know.html

nerd. alert.

jep4s (3:37:33 PM): thats not nice
Auto response from SPOON10 (3:37:33 PM): eating nerds to stay awake..
jep4s (3:37:42 PM): just cause they’re smaller than you doesnt mean you should eat them!

did you hear about the time my co-workers set a nerd trap in the middle of the newsroom for me? yeah, of course I fell for it..

bike != baby

wafers14: you are such a dorkkkkk

Auto response from SPOON10: is this what it feels like to have a sick child at the hospital? my bike is in the shop
(okay, so i’m getting it back tomorrow but i’m still distraught)

wafers14: a bike isnt a baby!!
wafers14: though at this point.. yours seems to be costing you about the same as a child would…
wafers14: at least it doesnt cry in the middle of the night i guess?

ass. pain.

rmhtarheel (11:37:03 AM): see i would have thought the opposite

Auto response from SPOON10 (11:37:03 AM): “you know, you look like a pain in the ass, but you’re actually somewhat useful.”
-coworker

rmhtarheel (11:37:20 AM): you look useful, but you’re actually a pain in the ass

booze. crew.

guyzbliss: i guess…hmmm, maybe 10 years ago? that’s pushing it, though…alkfdj;

Auto response from SPOON10: phattatattat: when was the last time you were 100% sober?

hallo. drunk.

dwells on dreams: several comments on the pics

Auto response from SPOON10: http://picasaweb.google.com/djprey/HalloWHAT

dwells on dreams: a) love it
dwells on dreams: b) i love sparks!!! recently realized how awesome it is
dwells on dreams: c) disappointed about the red sox hat
dwells on dreams: d) but the guy w/the usc hat makes up for it

alcoholics not so anonymous

dwells on dreams: meeeeeeee tooooooooo!
Auto response from SPOON10: waaaaaaasted
dwells on dreams: wish we were wasted together so we could talk all things espn and cynical

culinary. expert.

Rebel2524: i am not entirely sure if making jello shots counts as “slaving away in the kitchen”…then again, who am I to judge?

Auto response from SPOON10: tomorrow i slave away in the kitchen preparing for the party.. more specifically, making jello shots

family. ties.

kjp4f: illegal
SPOON10: but you can be my lawyer
SPOON10: so i’m okay with it
kjp4f: no…. i can only be lawyer for people who pay me…
SPOON10: didn’t you get an allowance for a few years? consider it paid (via dad)
SPOON10: also, remember the time you shut me in the trunk of the car? you totally owe me
kjp4f: whatever

party. prep.

rmhtarheel (5:10:09 PM): how ya feeling? frazzled yet?
SPOON10 (5:10:22 PM): haha, panic mode ensues
SPOON10 (5:10:44 PM): i feel like i’m spending more time planning my halloween festivities unfortunately
rmhtarheel (5:12:34 PM): priorities are in order, so you haven’t completely lost it
SPOON10 (5:13:38 PM): belated housewarming, halloween, post gmat party, et al.
SPOON10 (5:13:44 PM): we’re a little behind
rmhtarheel (5:13:48 PM): i like it
SPOON10 (5:14:20 PM): festive orange jello shots
SPOON10 (5:14:23 PM): my specialty
SPOON10 (5:14:43 PM): and who said i wasn’t domestic?
SPOON10 (5:14:53 PM): i make the best jello shots in town!
rmhtarheel (5:15:13 PM): you are practically a stepford wife

chicken. legs.

EV1LMOLLY: and also, that no matter how much they feed you….
EV1LMOLLY: you’ll still have chicken legs
SPOON10: they just don’t go away!
EV1LMOLLY: no kidding
EV1LMOLLY: you could weigh 300 pounds
EV1LMOLLY: it would all be from the butt up
EV1LMOLLY: topped off with the pineapple

permanent. prep.

jep4s (3:55:51 PM): hahhaaha
Auto Response from SPOON10 (3:55:52 PM): “you always look like you came in from the golf course or sailing.” -coworker
jep4s (3:55:52 PM): nice
jep4s (3:56:06 PM): thats a good villanova/madeira girl

snack. attack.

wafers14: have yo had the special k with yogurt and fruit?
wafers14: its delic
wafers14: and i hope im not allergic to almonds
wafers14: cause im eating some vanilla and almond kind right now
wafers14: special k set the bar high with red berries
wafers14: and they met it
DieSquirrel: i’m a big fan of the berry krispies
wafers14: whats that
DieSquirrel: kind of a fusion of berry berry kix and rice krispies
DieSquirrel: the krispies are fruit flavored
wafers14: well thats good b/c after breakfast you can have recess for 15 mins
DieSquirrel: shut up

bear. hug.

This is something that probably shouldn’t be endorsed:
BBC NEWS Asia-Pacific Man bites panda after zoo attack

Which appropriately breaks the day after CNN runs a video about a lady biting a Doberman .

Panda biting link compliments of the twin:
jep4s: isnt that awesome
SPOON10: we just had a lady who bit a doberman yesterday

jep4s: well thats just dumb

jep4s: he wanted to hug the panda!!!
SPOON10: hahahahhaha

jep4s: thats something i would want to do
SPOON10: umm i would want to hug the baby panda

SPOON10: who is all cute and cuddly and nonthreatning

jep4s: butterstick!!

SPOON10: YES!

SPOON10: i LOVE butterstick
SPOON10: the atlanta zoo just had a baby panda last week, i’m hoping it will be half as cute as butterstick
jep4s: mmmhmm

jep4s: i love all pandas

Speaking of the ATL Zoo, CNN has provided a Panda Cam for your daily fix. Though the baby panda is still in its fur-less pink worm looking stage, so it’s not cute yet.

cold. front.

Rebel2524: you are such a southerner
Auto response from SPOON10: high of 80 today.. it’s freeeeezing
Rebel2524: in iraq and/or afghanistan, we cheer when it’s only 80 degrees

age. simulation.

check out what the celeb babies will look like when they’re all 20.. Coco Cox, Madonna’s kids, Sean Preston, etc.
http://usmagazine.com/2006/599/morph/morphs.php

guyzbliss: i want your life just because of your away message…dammit. ldk;afa…
Auto response from SPOON10: today at wholefoods the cashier girl decided to just give me half my stuff for free.. what a great day

go figure, even CLEMSON is getting a new boathouse before us..
http://clemsontigers.cstv.com/sports/w-rowing/spec-rel/011006aaa.html
Bow pair waffle house break in two.

forza azzurri

dwells on dreams: i was gonna wear my italia jersey today, but decided that made me way too unamerican
SPOON10: hahhaa yeah
SPOON10: good point
SPOON10: maybe i will wear my italy shirt underneath something when i go to work
dwells on dreams: haha good call
dwells on dreams: and rip it off
dwells on dreams: in a fit of ethnic pride

cinco de fiesta

Get your Mexican independence celebration on! Does anyone have a sombrero I can borrow? BTW, wouldn’t this have been a better day for the “day without an immigrant” protests?

hilarious video.. and I don’t even like cats.

wafers14: you should listen to/make your life story this song
wafers14: it goes.. “ever since i can remember ive been popping my collar”
SPOON10: HAHA I KNOW THAT ONE
SPOON10: christian says everytime she hears it she thinks of me
SPOON10: three six mafia
wafers14: haha yeah i think of you too
wafers14: sad haha
Related:
http://dpnation.blogspot.com/2006/02/collar-poppin.html

true. lies.

 

phattatattat: i still love you more
 

SPOON10: i don’t believe you
 

phattatattat: hahaha

reunion. chatter

phattatattat: [former house adult at Madeira] was impressed that you work at [snip]

phattatattat: i made you sound very busy and important

SPOON10: was she expecting more along the lines of "passed out drunk on the curb"?

phattatattat: ummm, welllll, probably