purchasing. card!

i have officially received my Emory University MasterCard. bling bling.

my purchasing power is limited to $5000 per month, with a few policy restrictions, including a few notables:

– animals

– radio active materials

– hazardous chemicals

– controlled substances

– prescription drugs

– pharmaceuticals

– research grade alcohol

– capital equipment

– weapons and ammunition

so if i’m buying you some enriched uranium, remind me to put it on my personal visa, and not emory’s.


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