new U2 out today..
A Silver Spring woman was convicted in Federal Court yesterday for keeping an immigrant girl as a slave. Well, indentured servitude is a part of the Ownership Society, after all! This woman is facing 25 years in prison..
so much for christian morals:
“Exactly what happened?” the 911 operator asked.
“I cut her arms off,” Schlosser replied, as the hymn “He Touched Me” played in the background.
(this referring to her 11 month old daughter)
speaking of god related things: update on the virgin mary grilled cheese.. sold for $28K on ebay.
“Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.” -John F. Kennedy
“Go fuck yourself.” -Dick Cheney
so much for the pacers’ playoff hopes. let’s hope that peyton can hold down the fort in indy.
Artest – gone for the season (72 games). Salary lost, $4.995 million
Jackson – 30 game suspension. Salary lost, $1.7 million
O’Neal – 25 game suspension. Salary lost, $4.111 million.
the link washingtonnationals.com leads to an anti orioles website.
paul mccartney is performing at this year’s super bowl.. let’s hope that there’s no wardrobe misfunction this year.
“You won the election.. you don’t have to lie.” -Jon Stewart
late nite flight.. in the burg in the wee hours of wed morning. daily updates between turkey mouthfuls.
i don’t know how long i can do this, he said. i think the universe has different plans for me & we sat there in silence & i thought to myself that this is the thing we all come to & this is the thing we all fight & if we are lucky enough to lose, our lives become beautiful with mystery again & i sat there silent because that is not something that can be said.