President Bush took time out from that pesky “running the country” thing to give Sean “P. Diddy” Combs a private tour of the White House on Monday, reports the New York Post. First Lady Laura Bush also tagged along, supposedly telling the mogul, “I understand you had a wonderful birthday party recently.” We’re guessing the name “Tara Reid” wasn’t mentioned. Turns out Diddy and Mrs. Bush share the same birthday (Nov. 4), prompting the prez to suggest a joint celebration in 2005. “I’ll arrange that,” Combs proposed. We’ll give you a second to digest that image. Moving on … At the end of the tour, Diddy purportedly dead-panned, “You have a nice house.”
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