Aiport Security: Those D-Cups Are Explosive!

For many D.C. women, they only action they get is on the way to the Delta shuttle. But no more! Also, we’re pretty certain this will lead to an increase in cross-dressing suicide bombers. Now there’s an episode of West Wing we’d like to see.

Patdown Procedures Modified for Women
In response to the numerous complaints from women, the government has ordered airport security personnel to avoid touching female passengers between their breasts when performing patdowns. –wonks.


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