humping. day.

new in the blog world: The Night David Lee Roth Saved My Life

hopefully this will turn out better than the Unemployed Kerry Staffer. We think that she might have gotten a job and just isn’t telling us.

Marion Barry (D-Ward 8) said he wants to be called “Mayor-Councilman Barry.” For convenience sake, people could shorten it to “mayor.” Wow, that is convenient! Sadly, so is “Cokehead Barry.”

Record $40 million being spent on the President’s Inaugural Balls. Check out what Mark Cuban (owner of the Dallas Mavericks) thinks here. He at least appears to be smarter than the guy who pays Tariq Abdul-Wahad $43.3 million to just plain suck.

Delta Airlines announces that in order to cut costs they won’t give flight food to plane attendants. So does this mean the pilots will be drinking on an empty stomach?

Gawker rules:
You see, as a career-driven young woman, I’m realizing that I don’t have much time to climb the professional ladder, wear Armani power suits and, at the same time, meet the man of my dreams and create little babies.
The woes of being a professional – yet fertile – woman.

Is it bad that I’m more interested in designer power suits than reproducing? hear, hear.

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, “Dang, why are you drinking so fast?”
The guy says, “You would be drinking fast if you had what I had.”
The bartender says, “What do you have?”
The guy says, “75 cents.”

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