america’s crime capital is never dull..

it’s always encouraging to be on the highway headed straight downtown when the radio reports that the city is on lockdown and there’s a dude carjacking his 4th vehicle (oh, and also shot three people). work is officially hazardous to my health. check, please.

also just in my inbox.. we’re going world wide:

From: CNN Breaking News
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 10:10:21 -0500
Subject: CNN Breaking NewsManhunt on for gunman after shootings at county courthouse in Atlanta, Georgia, police say.

[Developing story..]

J from F A R: Did you just kill a judge?
J from F A R: I’ll be your alibi.
J from F A R: “She was on the Concept II for ten straight hours. Look at her thighs.”

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