According to orderofsuccession.com, the dpnation is currently 1,249th in line for succession of the position of presidency of the United States. Should the 1,249 people listed before me perish, guess who’s in charge, bitches.
Get your position here
And, apparently you can move people up on the list. Click here to push yours truly to the top (hit control f and search for dp – the quickest way).