the. law.

Laws that actually exist in our fine state known as Georgia:

– It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

– No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

– All citizens must own a rake. (Ackworth city law)

– Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. (you know, cause Peachtree St. is so busy already, minus the giraffes).

– Bars may not hold a “Lady’s Night”. (WHAT?!)

– It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

The Dumb Network

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