Fwd: NOTIFICATION. PLEASE READ WITH CARE.

BUSTED!

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Date: Dec 16, 2005 4:23 PM
Subject: NOTIFICATION. PLEASE READ WITH CARE.

It is currently 4:13. I am finished for the day, but am trying to be politically correct, so I am waiting to leave the office until I cannot sit here any longer. In an effort to pass the time, I thought of your site. Lo and behold, you have fabricated a magnum opus of malicious intent. Shame on you. Santa knows who has been naughty and who has been nice. (He told me you were the former.)

ACCESS DENIED – http://dpnation.blogspot.com/ .

Access to the requested site has been blocked due to one of the following reasons:

  • Not allowed at this time due to your Business Unit’s time restriction policies
  • Negative impact of this site on the corporate network
  • Possible copyright infringement
  • Possible virus or malicious software
  • Unauthorized software
  • Inappropriate content

Signed,

Wanting to look at pictures of myself on the website, but apparently that is malicious/inappropriate/negative, too…

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One Response to Fwd: NOTIFICATION. PLEASE READ WITH CARE.

  1. An admirer says:

    Wow, that person is so witty. charming. hot. (I can tell by the grammar usage, clearly.)

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