help. wanted.

Help Wanted: Pusher.

Yesterday a guy decided he wanted to “commit suicide” by jumping off the 10th St. bridge over the Connector, causing police to shut it down in both directions. And by “commit suicide” we mean be an attention whore with no balls to actually go through with it, because if you were really serious, you’d go to a remote location where the police and SWAT teams wouldn’t waste their resources and coax you back from the most congested strip of roadway in the city. Just a thought, because this whole jumping off bridges thing seems to be quite popular nowadays.


One Response to help. wanted.

  1. Jared says:

    I got a picture of him from if you want to see him just hanging from the bridge. We sent it around the office. This is what happens when you work in windowless cubes.

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