an army of whore

Back to school, back to school..
Rebel2524: i’m going to [edit] school
SPOON10: not to get myself in trouble with people who have guns, but isn’t that an oxymoron?
Rebel2524: the best of all of ’em

On rewarding oneself:
Rebel2524: i bought new shoes though
Rebel2524: so i’m excited for that
SPOON10: always a good excuse
Rebel2524: but alas, i still hate running
SPOON10: you must’ve gotten the non-brainwashing model
Rebel2524: what IS the brainwashing model
Rebel2524: i’ll buy those too

Admissions standards aren’t just for college:
Rebel2524: on average i think i’m a good person, so that should weigh in the balance
SPOON10: that’s exactly my position when it comes to my admission request to heaven

On religion:
Rebel2524: deathbed absolution is one of the best parts of the catholic church

On moderation:
Rebel2524: by the way i’m drinking jack and coke, so factor that into your interpretation of my responses
SPOON10: you are only more enlightened with every sip
Rebel2524: also we’re into gulping now as opposed to sipping

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