My goodbye email, written by my PR coordinator, Skybil.
Hello. Those of you who are not Cybil or Rachel probably didn’t get me to know me that well. Sure, you may have heard my overly loud voice or seen me practicing my dance moves, but have you ever funneled beer with me?? OK, yes, you probably have. Now I am off to grad school!!! But wait, there’s cookies!! At my desk!!! I didn’t even bake them — SUZY DID. Summer will be my verb! Heart, The Nation