i might have failed that final, but i sure looked good doing it.
Maybe Skybil should be the one going into marketing:
Skybil: Dana: She makes failing look good!
Skybil: Dana: She’s making failing preppy
Skybil: Dana: Failure, just do it
Skybil: Dana: From accounting to no accountability
Skybil: Dana: Because winning looks exhausting!
DP: okay, i think you’re a little tooo good at this
Skybil: hee hee!
Skybil: This may be my true calling
DP: hey, mine is failing fashionably
Skybil: Everyone has a destiny, mine is to be stupid
On higher education:
Skybil: College would be better without the classes
On moral guidance:
On faith: “After Jesus was born, the Old Testament basically became a way for Bible publishers to keep their word count up.” On gender: “The sooner we accept the basic differences between men and women, the sooner we can stop arguing about it and start having sex.” On race: “While skin and race are often synonymous, skin cleansing is good, race cleansing is bad.” On the elderly: “They look like lizards.”
On my management style:
Skybil: You could call your approach: Oh, just get out of the way Cybil and let me fix it.
On our contributions to society:
DP: i have no idea why nobody realizes our collective brilliance
Skybil: ME NEITHER
Skybil: We are just like Van Gogh
Skybil: with four ears