Stolen from Wes. Cause it’s so true.
The Facebook status update
• [blank] is Lost.
• [blank] really needs to talk to someone.
• [blank] is wondering what to make of her life.
• [blank] R.I.P. Lacy….. I love and miss you so much…best dog ever… “She’s so beautiful.”
What they mean: I’m deep. I’m sad. I’m lonely. And I am going to tell everyone online about my deep-sad-loneliness. Please pity me.
• [blank] is hangover city.
• [blank] is still recovering from her crazy weekend night.
• [blank] is back at work physically but not mentally.
What they mean: I miss college
• [blank] is hedging his bets.
• [blank] is floor to ceiling windows.
• [blank] is rapping in off the top.
What they mean: You aren’t cool enough to know what I am talking about.
• [blank] is blaming it on Rio.
• [blank] We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I’ve left to do
• [blank] Into your heart I’ll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock,
And sweet you roll
Lost for you, I’m so lost for you
What they mean: I know how the cut and paste function works. Also, my iPod is on shuffle.
• [blank] is napping after work.
• [blank] is still sick in bed coughing up her lungs.
• [blank] is wondering what that bump is.
What they mean: ew
• [blank] is on her way to Miami. Spring break baby!!!
• [blank] is engaged to the most wonderful man EVER!
• [blank] just got accepted to Southern Mississippi State Community Technical College!!!
What they mean: My parents never gave me enough positive feedback. Also, I use exclamations to the point that they have lost all meaning!