u-fries. u-phoria.

September 29, 2009

Back to the dirty dirty to make good on my bet (oh, and go a wedding).

Warning: videos are basically only funny to those who were actually feasting at U-Joint. It was probably the beer.

Important lessons learnt from the wedding weekend:

1. Don’t wait til the last minute to realize that you still need to buy a wedding present.

2. But neverfear, as long as said couple is not on Twitter, you can still receive sound advice:
– @jaredlombard @dpnation See if they registered on theknot.com?
– @Cybil @dpnation Forget finding out where they are registered, bacon always makes a lovely gift.
[for the record, they were indeed found on theknot.com. And they will be receiving a deep fryer shortly]

3. If you are male, deny deny deny:
– @jaredlombard @dpnation I plead the 5th about knowing about theknot.com.

4. Don’t call it a comeback!
– @uvatexn Excited about the ‘triumphant return’ to #ATL of @dpnation
– @Cybil Mentally preparing for Dana’s atl invasion

5. Make sure you check your receipt prior to driving off in the economy lot.

6. Invite friends to brunch, realize they are all on Twitter! (Except for Mrs. @uvatexn)

7. Attempt to combat friend theft.
– @Namski09 @dpnation You ran away from me, now what am I suppose to do. @Cybil is a last resort! 🙂 haha! I can’t wait to hang out @Cybil!!!

8. Escape in the nick of time.

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NoVA. Nation.

September 6, 2009

Arlington, VA: Straight up gangsta. I’m packing heat and boat shoes.


snowy. southerner.

February 24, 2009

Just to prove to all you naysayers, evidence of yours truly enjoying Tuck Winter Carnival. Southern girl in the snow! (Okay, it was cold).

Unfortunately (or fortunately for the BC kids), no pics will be posted from the 80’s party. Mostly cause we are trying to be as employable as possible. But here’s a nice non-descript overhead shot:

There is one thing to be said, though — Kimberdoodle was born to be an 80’s chick. Seriously. Also, Forever 21 has a frightenly large amount of neon and spandex.


stupendous. snuggie.

February 10, 2009

Who knew that Grandma was so hip? The Twin and I received Snuggies for xmas!

Of course, everyone was jealous.

The Twin: “Also, how have you never heard of the snuggie?? it’s on infomercials non-stop.  one of my friends just calls it a backwards robe.  which is pretty true.  and they’re kinda cult-y, but they sure look comfy!”

Although, they kind of look like another kind of robe, of royal emperor variety..

Check out Kimberdoodle in the Snuggie on Facebook. Contain your obvious jealousy!

Also, any bets on whether or not Hassel will notice yours truly wearing the Snuggie during MP4 class tomorrow?


headline. hilarity.

January 23, 2009

I can in no way be held accountable for this headline.


fey. faceoff.

October 20, 2008

Tina Fey meets her match.. Sarah Palin (the real one) on SNL!


Palin also appears on Weekend Update. There’s quite possibly nothing funnier than a very pregnant Amy Pohler doing gangsta rap.
SNL – Weekend Update

all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up


cyber. terror.

September 24, 2008

Recently yours truly has been dubbed a ‘Cyber Terrorist’ by roommate Kim, Skybil should be happy to know she’s not the only one who has to deal with my antics (re: Clippy). Kim is the victim in my latest stunt.

To give some background, Kim is the LAST PERSON ON EARTH to yet to join facebook. Concerned classmates rally together in a moment of solidarity and procrastination.

Rather than reading any cases prior to class, we started a grassroots/viral campaign.

As future managers and CEOs, the officer section of the group is critical (as you can tell).

We even have infiltration at Dartmouth and the city of Atlanta. You would think Skybil would be more appreciative that it wasn’t her as the target terror-ee:

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Skybil
Date: Wed, Sep 24, 2008 at 7:45 PM
Subject: Please join Facebook (a request from a stranger and future Facebook friend!)
To: kim
Cc: Dana

Dear Kim L ish, I don’t know you, but please join facebook. In this way we can join forces against the evil Dana P rey! I also left this email on your facebook group page, but figured you’d prolly miss that.

Your ally against Dana,
Skybil

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Dana
Date: Wed, Sep 24, 2008 at 8:37 PM
Subject: Re: Please join Facebook (a request from a stranger and future Facebook friend!)
To: Skybil
Cc: kim

dearest skybil,
kim wanted to know ‘is cybil the one that you clippy’d?’

why, YES. yes indeed.

love,
deeps (& clippy)

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Skybil
Date: Wed, Sep 24, 2008 at 10:23 PM
Subject: Re: Please join Facebook (a request from a stranger and future Facebook friend!)
To: Dana
Cc: kim

HUMPH! Why yes I am. Hey Dana, look over there … BACON!!!

(OK KIM, NOW THAT SHE’S LOOKING FOR BACON, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE NEED TO JOIN FORCES!!!!)

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Join the movement here!