preppy. politicos.

April 29, 2010

Recently at the Cupcakes and Cocktails event on Newbury St., my liberal friend CP (if you can’t make peace over cupcakes, where can you?) made the observation that my political views, much like many other things in my life, are an anomaly. Having grown up in a small, southern town (and in a Catholic family), my conservative roots have been in place for decades.

However, as I transition from the twilight of my youth to quasi-adulthood, my political views can be summed up in the following: I don’t care what you do, who you marry, or how you are paying for healthcare.. as long as you leave me and my hard earned money out of it. And you’re generally not an IDIOT (no crying for a bailout when you buy a home you clearly can’t afford). So that’s kinda libertarian, but I really don’t want to move to Verhampshire and live in the bush and not shave my legs to embrace the affiliation.

So after some big think tanking (the booze helped), we came up with this. This ain’t your average Libertarian or Conservative Party.. this conservative libertarianism is a revolution:


We focus primarily on fair taxes, personal accountability and seersucker. Based on one-day feedback via Twitter, the movement is strong.

Pretty sure the Tea Party is regretting not recruiting me to be their mascot/chairperson.

celeb. citing.

February 22, 2010

Bill Clinton happy hour appearance @ Papillon! Guess his heart is feeling better? [Meanwhile, all the men in the bar clung to their gf’s, fearingĀ  Slick Willy’s tractor beam of charm and charisma].

I’m not even a Democrat, but this was still pretty cool.

p rey. pardoned.

November 26, 2009

Obama’s first presidential pardon

Happy Danagiving! Hope everyone had a turbaconducken for the feast!

singing. sensation.

January 23, 2009

Didn’t you notice that I sang at the inauguration too? Or were you just distracted by my awesome hat?

headline. hilarity.

January 23, 2009

I can in no way be held accountable for this headline.

dictator. dp.

January 21, 2009

I, Nation, do solemnly swear..

nation. inauguration.

January 16, 2009

“The Obama administration is making history once again.. by being the only place in America that is currently hiring.” -Stephen Colbert