u-fries. u-phoria.

September 29, 2009

Back to the dirty dirty to make good on my bet (oh, and go a wedding).

Warning: videos are basically only funny to those who were actually feasting at U-Joint. It was probably the beer.

Important lessons learnt from the wedding weekend:

1. Don’t wait til the last minute to realize that you still need to buy a wedding present.

2. But neverfear, as long as said couple is not on Twitter, you can still receive sound advice:
– @jaredlombard @dpnation See if they registered on theknot.com?
– @Cybil @dpnation Forget finding out where they are registered, bacon always makes a lovely gift.
[for the record, they were indeed found on theknot.com. And they will be receiving a deep fryer shortly]

3. If you are male, deny deny deny:
– @jaredlombard @dpnation I plead the 5th about knowing about theknot.com.

4. Don’t call it a comeback!
– @uvatexn Excited about the ‘triumphant return’ to #ATL of @dpnation
– @Cybil Mentally preparing for Dana’s atl invasion

5. Make sure you check your receipt prior to driving off in the economy lot.

6. Invite friends to brunch, realize they are all on Twitter! (Except for Mrs. @uvatexn)

7. Attempt to combat friend theft.
– @Namski09 @dpnation You ran away from me, now what am I suppose to do. @Cybil is a last resort! 🙂 haha! I can’t wait to hang out @Cybil!!!

8. Escape in the nick of time.

cyber. terror.

September 24, 2008

Recently yours truly has been dubbed a ‘Cyber Terrorist’ by roommate Kim, Skybil should be happy to know she’s not the only one who has to deal with my antics (re: Clippy). Kim is the victim in my latest stunt.

To give some background, Kim is the LAST PERSON ON EARTH to yet to join facebook. Concerned classmates rally together in a moment of solidarity and procrastination.

Rather than reading any cases prior to class, we started a grassroots/viral campaign.

As future managers and CEOs, the officer section of the group is critical (as you can tell).

We even have infiltration at Dartmouth and the city of Atlanta. You would think Skybil would be more appreciative that it wasn’t her as the target terror-ee:

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Skybil
Date: Wed, Sep 24, 2008 at 7:45 PM
Subject: Please join Facebook (a request from a stranger and future Facebook friend!)
To: kim
Cc: Dana

Dear Kim L ish, I don’t know you, but please join facebook. In this way we can join forces against the evil Dana P rey! I also left this email on your facebook group page, but figured you’d prolly miss that.

Your ally against Dana,

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Dana
Date: Wed, Sep 24, 2008 at 8:37 PM
Subject: Re: Please join Facebook (a request from a stranger and future Facebook friend!)
To: Skybil
Cc: kim

dearest skybil,
kim wanted to know ‘is cybil the one that you clippy’d?’

why, YES. yes indeed.

deeps (& clippy)

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Skybil
Date: Wed, Sep 24, 2008 at 10:23 PM
Subject: Re: Please join Facebook (a request from a stranger and future Facebook friend!)
To: Dana
Cc: kim

HUMPH! Why yes I am. Hey Dana, look over there … BACON!!!



Join the movement here!

finals. week.

October 15, 2007

In the spirit of finals..

can’t. stop.

April 11, 2007

It’s like a train wreck.. we just can’t stop watching. And it’s all J’s fault.

toon. me.

March 8, 2007

Okay, okay.. I’m procrastinating. No more art til more essays are written. But you gotta admit, you love the cartoon dp with the popped collar.

obsessed: at least it’s not crack?

June 12, 2006

Nikipink99: Your website should be officially banned. I periodically find my mouse shimmying to *My Favorites – dpnation.net*. I start with the dpisms, then check for any new artwork, and of course always bid hello to Ryan and have a mini jam session. Only problem is that when I finally look up, I’m apprx half a bottle of wine into the night, Keith is long passed out, and my accounting book is staring at me and giving me subliminal messages- i.e. “you’re supposed to be reading me b*tch”. So thanks for the unproductiveness you promote. really. as if myspace wasn’t bad enough.
Nikipink99: and if you’re wondering, no, I didn’t just check your website. It magically appeared on my screen. sneaky bastard.
Nikipink99: seriously
Nikipink99: you’re brilliant

Pink’s second most favorite website: http://www.pandora.com/
Build your music station, discover new artists similar to your favorites. Equally time consuming and addictive.

el. presidente.

July 22, 2005

According to orderofsuccession.com, the dpnation is currently 1,249th in line for succession of the position of presidency of the United States. Should the 1,249 people listed before me perish, guess who’s in charge, bitches.

Get your position here

And, apparently you can move people up on the list. Click here to push yours truly to the top (hit control f and search for dp – the quickest way).