Happy birthday, Skybil!
What do you get somebody who can already run for office?
Remember that one conversation where we talked about acceptable presents from people? Happy bday, from all your favorite acceptable presents!
Back to the dirty dirty to make good on my bet (oh, and go a wedding).
Warning: videos are basically only funny to those who were actually feasting at U-Joint. It was probably the beer.
Important lessons learnt from the wedding weekend:
1. Don’t wait til the last minute to realize that you still need to buy a wedding present.
2. But neverfear, as long as said couple is not on Twitter, you can still receive sound advice:
– @jaredlombard @dpnation See if they registered on theknot.com?
– @Cybil @dpnation Forget finding out where they are registered, bacon always makes a lovely gift.
[for the record, they were indeed found on theknot.com. And they will be receiving a deep fryer shortly]
5. Make sure you check your receipt prior to driving off in the economy lot.
6. Invite friends to brunch, realize they are all on Twitter! (Except for Mrs. @uvatexn)
Hooray! Survived my first crash-free race weekend of the season.
“So fabulous….what i would do for a little Mike’s [Hard Lemonade] right now….even more fabulous — your biking outfit. get some.” -Pink
Spotted: The Brit on gchat, who has not changed her status message in literally two years.
So I’ve been afflicted with the Black Lung for about two weeks now. Did you know that eating a whole bag of cough drops means you consume well over 400 calories? Over the span of two days per package, this is probably not a good pace to be keeping.
Spotten in Chelsea Market: Sesame Street!
This isn’t a cupcake.. it’s a vessel for frosting.
Did you know.. bacon was invented by the romans in 300 BCE? First aqueducts, now this.
My heart rate monitor just broke on hill climbs, which means either A) it was a cheap piece of crap ($20) or B) my heart exploded. Cast your vote.
Ah, cyber-terrorism via remote location. It’s almost too easy..
skybil: I think I jumped when I logged in today
(who doesn’t love danaheads as their desktop wallpaper?)
And who says you have to be famous in order to have your Twitter hacked?
Skybil should at least be happy that there are no signs of Clippy.. yet.
Update: She’s now throwing around false accusations!
Skybil (12:24:23 PM): YOU!
Skybil (12:24:27 PM): I thought it was Sean
The Brit (12:24:30 PM): me
Skybil (12:24:31 PM): BUT IT WAS YOU
The Brit (12:24:35 PM): wot?
Skybil (12:24:35 PM): I trusted you!
Skybil (12:24:48 PM): I jumped when I saw the Danaheads!
Skybil (12:24:51 PM): Hee hee!
Happy Olympics! Who doesn’t LOVE the fact that Ralph Lauren outfitted the athletes for the opening ceremony? (Okay, so that might be just me). HOT.
Prey Family Vacation, a brief history
Wed: delayed two hours getting out of NYC (so what else is new?) Fortunally, not seated next to the WORLDS FATTEST MAN ALIVE this time around. Delta, you are DEAD to me.
Thurs: got lost in a cornfield somewhere in Indiana en route to the lake. At first Garmin was blamed, until we realized that mom typed in the wrong address. Typical.
Fri: Water skiing: 0, DJP: 1. And now the current one miler fun run champ. So fast that they had me recreate my finish to take the proper photos (and I still finished ahead of 2nd place daddy-o).
Possibly a little too tan for my own good, if that’s possible. Face is a little burnt, which is what Skybil must feel like anytime her skin is exposed to sunlight.
Oh, and here’s to hoping that Skybil found Bernie, or that Bernie has found a more attentive pet owner..
DP: poor rach, is she okay since tex was traded?
Skybil: She hasn’t been able to talk about it yet
A couple weeks ago we got VIP tix to the Colbert Report. Stephen = God. It was like.. ghetto burgers for the soul. Check out the episode here. Also, check out this hilarious interview with Lucas Conley, a guy on how branding is ruining consumerism. Obviously I went out to buy the book cause it came in such a cool package (which totally defeats the purpose of his book, but oh well)..
Rainn Wilson, aka Dwight K. Schrute from The Office, was at CNN today! The Brit hostilely made me submit an iReport, which quickly became a monster in the newsroom. Behold:
Email from The Brit:
Subject: I don’t see a submission from your Dwight bobblehead yet
So like the good obedient child that I am, I put together my very first iReport:
Next email from The Brit:
The iReport team are complaining that you didn’t send video…
Comments from inside the building, useful suggestion at end.
The Brit: I made her send it!
The Brit: and have berated her for it not being video
DW: Thank you, saves me from having to do it.
DW: I’m betting not first time she’s gotten berated for “doesn’t follow directions.”
DW: it’s gotten 56 hits in 14 minutes.
The Brit: really? oh lord, she’ll be insufferable. But 50 of those prob from inside here
DW: i don’t know how the click counts work internally. she didn’t even have her picture in her profile. i’m pretty sure some of our users get additional clicks because of picture they choose
The Brit: it’s her first submission, bless her
DW: i’m just saying. she’s got her logo. i’m estimating that picture of female is good for at least a 10% increase in clicks. more if they’re cute.
More, via IM:
The Brit: … But I have created a whole new audience for dpnation …
DP: i just changed my profile pic
The Brit: a man wandering past my cube says “that’ll work”
And somewhere out of this, I think got hitched:
y++: breaking news!
y++: Deeps is now my gf
Skybil: Let me start spreading rumors …
y++: fictional, perhaps, but where’s the line these days
y++: yes yes, she’s my gf
Skybil: True. Lots of relationships are based on fiction!
DW comes through on my iReport, clears for on air usage!
DW: “I’ll make an exception and vet this one.”
Q&A between DW and DP (required for iReports used on CNN):
Did you take the picture? — YES and those are my bobbles (Teixiera is a gift from the Brit herself)
What kind of camera did you use? — iPhone, hence why the picture quality is so awful
Where do you live? NYC
What do you do? MBA/online celebrity/bacon enthusiast
Are you over 18? pretty sure, yes.
They begin to realize they’ve created a monster:
Skybil: You’ve made Dana insufferable!!
Skybil: I blame you
Skybil: Good point
Going live in 3.. 2..
The Brit: make sure you watch this thing on dotcom live
The Brit: there may be a surprise for you
Wes’ brush with fame and 20/20 hindsight:
Wes: OMG OMG I just got to shake dwight schrute’s hand
Wes: he even talked to me
Wes: bet you’re regretting business school now
Dwight signing T’s [exercise] ball.
m++’s ultimate plan:
m++: skybil has given me a strategy on how to get you down here
m++: deeps, your hair looks terrible, you need to visit your stylist here
[he may be onto something here..]
Slight modification to the newly purchased Nike Haywards:
PS, these shoes are inspired by a design Pre himself created.
Headed to Paris tonite.. The Brit teaches The Prep a thing or two in French:
dp: can you teach me some french
dp: or at least get me a better exchange rate on the euro?
Brit: mais oui. voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir.
Brit: plus ca change
dp: um isn’t that saying something like ‘i am a hooker’?
Brit: only if you charge ….
Brit: je suis faim
Brit: means I’m horny
Brit: j’ai faim means I’m hungry
Brit: the difference is important
Brit: je suis canadienne — also useful
Skybil, on looking ‘French’ so I fit in:
Skybil: You don’t own black, do you?
Skybil: Bring me back a sense of style!
Au revoir, bitches!