While I’m too busy not blogging about my myself, it’s a good thing someone else IS!
Announcing my debut on NPR’s featured Tacky Tourist Photos blog!
Recently at the Cupcakes and Cocktails event on Newbury St., my liberal friend CP (if you can’t make peace over cupcakes, where can you?) made the observation that my political views, much like many other things in my life, are an anomaly. Having grown up in a small, southern town (and in a Catholic family), my conservative roots have been in place for decades.
However, as I transition from the twilight of my youth to quasi-adulthood, my political views can be summed up in the following: I don’t care what you do, who you marry, or how you are paying for healthcare.. as long as you leave me and my hard earned money out of it. And you’re generally not an IDIOT (no crying for a bailout when you buy a home you clearly can’t afford). So that’s kinda libertarian, but I really don’t want to move to Verhampshire and live in the bush and not shave my legs to embrace the affiliation.
So after some big think tanking (the booze helped), we came up with this. This ain’t your average Libertarian or Conservative Party.. this conservative libertarianism is a revolution:
We focus primarily on fair taxes, personal accountability and seersucker. Based on one-day feedback via Twitter, the movement is strong.
Pretty sure the Tea Party is regretting not recruiting me to be their mascot/chairperson.
For all those doubters out there (ahem, Skybil), here is some photographic proof of my master-dom.
Also, for my Dean’s award (see next post).. I hope this is like the Heisman, where people have to introduce me as ‘Dean Commended D ana P rey’ in all social situations.
What’s next on the path to world domination?
That’s right! Please address me as ‘master’ from now on. The diploma is entirely in Latin, and my one year in 8th grade Latin class has proven not to be sufficient enough to translate the document. So really, it could just say ‘master of useless knowledge’ and nobody would know the difference.
Also, I can’t believe the time I win an [academic] award, the Dean forgets the list and as result did not announce the names.
Here’s the proof though. It’s legit, y’all.
Update: kylekinnaman http://twitpic.com/5o6lw – Something about seeing the #danahead above AA preggers ad makes me want to fire up the GIMP (formerly Photoshop).
I voted, and you can too!
Still a little upset that I didn’t get an “I Voted” sticker with my absentee ballot. -Sigh-
Remember, vote early, vote often. And vote DP for Dictator!
I’m a PC! And I’m in Times Square!
My PC spot says ‘I’m a PC.. and I do the Heisman.’ (please note the Heisman trophy behind me)
Can’t say it was ever a goal to have my face displayed on Times Square, but let’s check that one off the to-do list anyway..
CP: i think being in times square is definitely on the path to world domination
CP: so you should just layer it into the plan
CP: we can use that for campaign ads later
DP: got my absentee ballot yesterday
DP: vote for me!!
CP: since i vote in MD i might write you in
CP: because i think obama is pretty safe there